Jake Masterton.
Jake Masterton is currently making a “low budget” film and is advertising for a number of paid workers on Facebook. Paid that is, except for the lowly Runners he is also looking for for this production, because apparently Jake doesn’t regard Runners as being worth anything.
If anyone should see Jake coming at them with an application for work in the future, do feel free to treat it with the respect with which he is treating Runners on his latest project - ie with none at all.